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My husband’s friends were talking about me on his Facebook?
My husband has a friend that he spends too much time with. I asked him to stop seeing her so much, but she always manages to somehow wiggle herself into his day. He says she’s just an old friend. My husband loves kids, we were planning on starting a family, but last year we found out that I am unable to have children. He spends a lot of time with this cute 23 year old girl and her 4 year old daughter. He left his Facebook open today and I came across a conversation she and his friends were having about me and a party she’s having, calling me crazy. I’m the bad guy because I don’t want her around my husband. My husband doesn’t think it’s a big deal. I asked him to add something to their little conversation, but he said he wasn’t going to jump into their conversation a day later. I’m a bit pissed that he isn’t doing anything about this.This is the conversation they were having, I copied it from his Facebook. Shouldn’t he have said something… You can judge for yourselves..**************************************…Emily : “B-day Bonfire @ Dockweiler everyone. Be there or….be square! “Jason : “Who says that? Be square?”Emily: Meeee. Got a problem….? =DJason : I’m a circle then, I’ll be there. Do you really want me to dress as Gambit? If I do that’s the only present you’re getting out of me!Emily: Dude, that was a joke! Aww, you’d really do it, you sir are the love of my life!!! It’s not an extreme costume…all you need is tan trench coat and some cards!!! Ha. You’d make my day, what can I say I have a thing for superheroes.Nicole: More like an adult fetish missy. You’re not foolin anyone! Everyone should dress up. A costume party at the beach. Freakin Classic. I’m going to be Wonder Woman. K.Emily: _______ you’re the best! A group of grown adults in costumes..at a 9 pm beach bonfire ….. People will think we are nuts. I love it! Let’s do it…..Nicole : Tell _______ ( my husband) to be Wolverine or Tom Brady, now that would be classic.Jason: I’m surprised he’s coming, is his wife coming too? If I’m Gambit, he better surfboard Jokes be Wolverine. I’m going to tell him.Emily : Yeaaaah right. I invited them. He’s not coming……..his wife hates me like a fat kid hates vegetables. He isn’t allowed to come. He came to the park the other day with my munchkin and I… apparently she had a fit.Jason: I heard about that. She’s definitely not a fan of yours. Imma call ______ and we’re going to spring him. He’s coming…Emily : Go for it, but IIIII had nothing to do with it. I don’t get what her deal is. I’ve known him for 17 years. What does she think I’m doing? Screwing her husband in broad daylight on the swing set with all of the little kiddies running around?Nicole: LOL, I don’t know, but I’d screw him on the swing set. He’s hot.Emily: Umm, thanks for sharing that Nicole, we all know you’re a promiscuooooous girl.Jason: Nicole, I’ve got a swing-set….Nicole: I kid, I kid. It was a Joke. You know, ha-ha-ha.Veronica: Well, I’m coming and I love you like a fat kid loves cake. Forget his wife. She needs to get a life. If it was up to her she’d probably have him locked up in a dog house all day anyway. Are you bringing my little munchkin friend?Emily: Haha. Yes, but my munchkin love is leaving at eight before the festivities start. A few of us are coming early to get a pit. I’m going to swim with her..maybe surf. Come early if you want!Brian: I’ll be there too. I’m bringing my surfboard. I’ll be a surfer. Hows’ that for a costume. You guys better quit talking about his wife before she kills you all off, one by one, in your sleep. Then I’ll be at the bonfire all alone with my surfboard and my wife, who by the way loves you . She’s making you that flourless brownie cake. I wasn’t supposed to tell you, but they’re may be a piece missing before it gets to you, so don’t be surprised!Emily: That cake is from GOD himself! I love her. She sent me a text today with a picture of a cake it said, “wish you were here”. If I owned a bakery I would be 500 pounds. Steph is hot, I have no clue how she does it! I wish I was somewhere eating cake instead of listening to this professor go on and on. Grad school is tedious. How much can you possibly learn about accounting and business?Brian: Think about it..in two years you’ll be making some serious $$$,-$$$.Jenna: My sister, _______ and I are coming. I’ll drop the tables and fire wood off Friday night. I have to work Sat. afternoon. Oh, the life of a first year associate! All I do is work, but they guy above me is right. It’s definitetly worth the money. Although I’d love to be body surfing Saturday afternoon! Have I met the crazy wife everyone is talking about, are they coming. Is this _____’s wife?Emily: If it wasn’t for the serious $$$$ and my daughter I would be running out of this building like it was on fire! I can’t believe I’m 24 and my baby’s in kindergarten! Ithink you met him at my brother’s party don’t think you’ve met his wife…you’d definitely remember her if you had…..Jason: Jenna, if they do come don’t go with in a 10 foot radius of him. You may end up being shark bait.Jenna: LOL, got it Jason. __ ______ got into kindergarten. I thought they weren’t taking her because she’s not 5 yet.Emily- My mom used to be the principal of the High School down the street from her school. She came with me, pulled some strings. They asked her some questions, counting, reading….she excelled at everything. They let her in. She’s officially a kindergartner! I took her to the park after her first day and she wouldn’t stop talking about school, when I put her to bed she was still talking about it! I L-O-V-E my smart little munchkin baby!Jenna- How cute. Who doesn’t love her? Wait..was _________ at the park with you. Is that why his wife flipped out?Emily- Yes. He told me the next day that his wife flipped out because he was at the park with me and ______. She hates me. It’s crazy! Oh well, what can ya do!Jenna- He’s like family, that is ridiculous. Why don’t woman get that crazy and controlling are the most unattractive things to a man! So, are you declaring this a hybrid costume party/bonfire or what!! Do I need a costume?? I was thinking about wearing my work outfit, I’ll be a lawyer or……. my old Hooters uniform. Haven’t busted that out in a while ; D
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