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how to win a debate with a christian?
will this work?i need your opinion please. 1. Question the Bible. 2. Ask what year Jesus was born. 3. When surprised/excited/pissed, yell “Jesus Christ on an X!” (i.e. “Jesus Christ on a black guy’s dick! or Jesus H. Christ on a surfboard!)The more obscene it is, the more lulz you will generate. 4. Ask if he’s a bastard child. 5. Ask how many people were at his tomb. 6. Ask why a crucified criminal was put in a tomb instead of a mass grave. Fun-fact if they can’t answer: One of his followers paid for the tomb. 7. Make note of their homophobia. 8. Remind them of their latent homosexuality. 9. Remind them if that they truly believed in Jesus, they wouldn’t argue about it. 10. Slap them and ask them to present their other cheek for similar treatment. 11. Ask why the talking snake is literal but Jesus’ command to sell Gold surfboard Necklace everything they own is metaphorical. 12. Give an intelligent, well-researched explanation of Einstein’s views on religion. 13. Give an intelligent, well-researched explanation of Hitler’s views on religion. 14. Give an intelligent, well-researched explanation of anything. 15. Give unintelligent, poorly-researched explanations of everything. 16. Ask if Cain and Abel had sex with each other or Eve to make more people. 17. Ask them if they’ve ever had a lustful thought or masturbated, and if they have, why they haven’t plucked out their eye or cut off their hand. 18. Ask why would God create rules that were impossible to follow, then punish the world/his followers when he could have just sent Christ and fixed everything right away? 19. Point out that, based on the appearance of every other individual in the area he was born, Jesus was clearly either black or brown. 20. Point at the gold cross dangling from their necklace and accuse them of worshiping a graven idol. (A golden one, no less!) 21. Explain to them how they would worship an electric chair or a poison gas chamber if Jesus died 20 – 50 years ago. 22. Say that Christians are tools of the Jewish-dominated Neoconservatives in control of the Republican Party. 23. Say that Mary was likely only a technical virgin, considering that Jews circa 5 BCE were highly patriarchal. 24. Say that Christianity is nothing but Judaism, version 2.0… 25. … and thus, Islam must be Judaism, version 3.0. 26. Gently wipe the tears that begin pouring from their eyes. 27. Proceed with fucking their virgin mothers. 28. You can also place bibles from your local library or book store in the “fiction” section for added bonus. 29. Make a point that Jesus had two fathers. 30. ????
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